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What do you call an alligator detective

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an investegator

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Alex’s rules for travel – a work in progress

  • Never pass up a clean bathroom.
  • Bears (or whatever the top of the food chain happens to be) don’t care about how your day is going.
  • You can always fit one more person in the car.
  • There’s more WiFi and cell coverage than you expect but your phone will connect less than you expect.
  • Even if there’s enough money somewhere, the challenge is getting it to where you want it to go: cash still wins.
  • Most problems can be solved with a cold Coke, Fanta, or beer.
  • Embrace the dust. Love the dust. Be one with the dust.
  • It probably won’t work, but persist and be resilient. Then maybe you’ll be pleasantly surprised. Or maybe not.
  • Tires (and entire wheels) fail first.
  • Some things are both unknown and unknowable.
  • Find the yes person and stick with them; find the no person and politely persist.